The Little Diva of Exelmans

And I was lucky enough to have the best seat.

I was walking my little furball thinking about Taylor Swift just now when I saw a little girl and her au pair shining like a couple of diamonds.

Don’t worry, I’ll explain it all to you in the next few words.

You see, this morning as I was laying in bed trying to find the motivation to kick my legs over the side and start my day, I was scrolling through my social media trying my best to avoid anything to do with the downfall of America. I came across a few posts about Tay-Tay and the Grammies. Apparently, people have opinions about her… expressing joy? Or maybe they were just assholes who like to complain because she had the audacity to dance? I dunno. It seems anytime she breathes someone has to bitch about it.

But then I saw someone respond with a clip of an interview where she states that she is acutely aware that people will whine about her dancing. She, in an absolute astute moment of badassery, quipped about being tall and lanky and looking like a baby giraffe when she dances. I …