Badass Women Month

Marlene Dietrich, Shirley Manson, and 29 More

Since The Orange Troglodyte™ has essentially cancelled Women’s History Month I’ve decided to continue where I left off after Black History Month was essentially cancelled.

I am going to take the thirty-one days in March and celebrate thirty-one of my favorite badasses throughout history in meme form. To start the month: the primary reason I am obsessed with women in suits. Marlene Dietrich.

Did you know Marlene Dietrich wanted to assassinate Adolf Hitler? Can you imagine? As ridiculous as it sounds when you consider how much she hated ol’ Adolf and the Third Reich, and Hitlee-poos desire to have Marlene Dietrich doing propaganda films for the Reich it seems at least plausible.

An insecure megalomaniac’s desire to be near celebrity and a fierce woman’s love of countries new (the United States) and old (Germany) and it seems at least plausible. It’s not like she would have been the first femme fatale to carry out assasinations. But I’ll get into a couple of those assassin types later in …